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New milka

2006-12-23T00:01:00.000+01:00

We hope that this is just a cool pic edit, not the future of Milka industries.

Milka is Kraft Foods' best-selling brand of milk chocolate. It is sold as chocolate bars, Easter Bunnies, and in other forms. It was created in 1901 in Neuchâtel, Switzerland by chocolatier Philippe Suchard as his first milk chocolate variety.
The brand has a well-known symbol, the "Milka Cow", a lilac colored Simmental cow sporting a bell around her neck, usually shown in an Alpine meadow. The name is derived from combining Milch and Kakao (the German terms for milk and cocoa, its primary ingredients). The chocolates are distinctively packaged in purple.

Paste me some more!

2006-12-20T20:59:00.000+01:00

How great would it be if you could just paste some more when you need it

Humans use only 10% or less of their brain: Even though many mysteries of brain function persist, every part of the brain has a known function. So pasting some more won't actually do any good.

Vegy animals part 4

2006-12-19T11:53:00.000+01:00

Peeled off orange frog

The Golden Toad (Bufo periglenes) was a small, shiny, bright-orange toad that was once abundant in a small region high-altitude cloud-covered tropical forests, about 30 square kilometers in area, above the city of Monteverde, Costa Rica. For this reason, it is sometimes also called the Monteverde Golden Toad, or the Monte Verde Toad. Other common English names include Alajuela Toad and Orange Toad.

Dandelion Pac-Man

2006-12-16T18:02:00.000+01:00

In biology classes, teachers said that when dandelions matures into a globe of fine filaments they are usually distributed by wind, carrying away the seed-containing achenes. Also blowing it apart is a popular pastime for children. But look what happened here...

Did you know that this globe is called the "dandelion clock", and the number of blows required to completely rid the clock of its seeds is deemed to be the time of day?.

Pac-Man is an arcade game developed by Namco and licensed for distribution by Midway, first released in Japan in 1979. Immensely popular from its first release through today, Pac-Man is universally considered as one of the classics of the medium, virtually synonymous with video games, and an icon of 1980s popular culture. Pac-Man is often credited with being a landmark in video game history, and is among the most famous arcade games of all time.

Hornet vs Fly

2006-12-15T12:05:00.000+01:00

A great way to keep domestic flies off your kitchen table is to train a hornet fly exterminator :)

Actions to avoid hornets:
* Disturbing a nest (including vibrations and loud noises)
* Being within a few meters or yards of a nest
* Disturbing a hornet within a few meters of a nest
* Blocking the path of a hornet
* Breathing on the nest or hornet
* Rapid air movements
* Killing a hornet, especially near a nest
* Never pour gasoline or petroleum down a nest hole. This is extremely hazardous and environmentally unsound.

Arnold rushmore

2006-12-14T09:04:00.000+01:00

Is this a prophecy?

In one scene of the movie Demolition man, the "Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Library" is mentioned, as well as the changes to society beginning with his election as Governor of California. This was presumably intended as an incongruous joke in 1993, particularly in a film starring Stallone, who was seen as a rival of sorts to Schwarzenegger. However, given Schwarzenegger's subsequent political career and the possibility that the U.S. Constitution could be amended to permit foreign-born citizens to serve as President, the reference could be considered unintentionally prophetic.

Nun fight

2006-12-13T08:56:00.000+01:00

How will she explain herself to the chief nun, that she was aiming for a spooky ghost which just went through a closed monastery door. Tough one.

An abbess (Latin abbatissa, fem. form of abbas, abbot) is the female superior, or Mother Superior, of an abbey of nuns. Abbesses are, like abbots, major superiors in canon law. They receive the vows of the sisters of the abbey and have full authority in its administration. As they do not receive Holy Orders, in the Roman Catholic church they do not have many of the other powers conferred upon abbots, however, and they do not exercises authority over territories outside of their monastery.

Vegy animals part 3

2006-12-11T08:48:00.000+01:00

It is very common for a canary to turn into the lemon, and it has some benefits. Write us some.

The Canary (Serinus canaria) sometimes called the Island Canary, Wild Canary or Atlantic Canary, is a small songbird in the finch family.
This bird is native to the Azores, the Canary Islands, and Madeira. The bird was named after the Canary Islands, not the other way around; "Canary" is derived from the Latin canaria, "of the dogs", referring to the numerous dogs kept by the inhabitants of the islands.

Mouse defence

2006-12-09T08:21:00.000+01:00

Brand new first person arcade shooter. Goal is to defend the mouse hole from cats, when low on hit points, shoot the cheese for healing. Post your highscores here.

This situation is well known in cartoon and in video (computer) games world. Try to make the hunter become prey and prey to become a hunter. This was made by programming and publishing Deer Avenger computer game, parody on Deer hunter, whereas player plays the role of deer who tries to track and hunt down human. It doesn't need to be said that the game is filled with funny situations when you try to lure humans out with beer, or how does the trophy room looks like after good hunting day.

Double Dangerfield

2006-12-08T09:40:00.000+01:00

Rodney Dangerfield won't mind if we joke on his account. He did start the "no respect" jokes on the first place.

Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the line "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme. His very first "no respect" joke: "I don't get no respect. I played hide-and-seek, and they wouldn't even look for me."
His tombstone writes: "There goes the neighbourhood"

Veterinary troubles

2006-12-07T11:43:00.000+01:00

Dogs have a sixth sense about vets, they know that something is wrong. But sometimes, they are calm, friendly and endure all the test done to them.

After that, they don't.

Guide to help your dog overcome the fear of veterinarian:
Start taking him to the vet. The first time, just walk him to the door then turn around and leave immediately and give him a little treat.
The next time open the door and step inside, and before your dog has time to react, leave/give treat.
Keep doing this until you get further inside each time, always making sure to leave before any fear is apparent.
When you finally get inside, just sit in the waiting room for about 30 seconds before leaving, making sure to keep praising your pet and giving him VERY special treats (ones he gets ONLY at the vet) for not showing fear.
If during any of these steps, your pet shows great fear, then back up a step.
Hopefully by this time, he will enter the office with no problem, and you can give the receptionist and techs a treat to toss at your pet.
The result should be a dog who is eager to go to the vet, since he knows it can mean fun and treats, and not just needles and fear.

Vegy animals part 2

2006-12-06T08:22:00.000+01:00

Favorite food of our banana snake really is kiwifruit mouse.

The kiwifruit is the edible fruit of a cultivar group of the woody vine Actinidia deliciosa and hybrids between this and other species in the genus Actinidia. Sliced kiwifruit has long been regularly used as a garnish atop whipped cream on one of New Zealanders' favourite desserts, the pavlova. Almost all kiwifruit in commerce belong to a few cultivars of Actinidia deliciosa: 'Hayward', 'Chico', and 'Saanichton 12'. Kiwifruit is a rich source of vitamin C. Its potassium content by weight is slightly less than that of a banana. It also contains vitamins A and E. The skin is a good source of flavonoid antioxidants.
Raw kiwifruit is also rich in the protein-dissolving enzyme actinidin, (in the same family of thiol proteases as papain), which is commercially useful as a meat tenderizer but can be an allergen for some individuals. Specifically, people allergic to latex, papayas or pineapples are likely to be allergic to kiwifruit also.

Bullfight

2006-12-04T23:58:00.000+01:00

PicEdit team apologizes for the inconvenience to our trusted members, we had some tehnical problems in the last few days. We were at a bullfight in Spain, and took this fabuolos pictures. Enjoy!

Bullfighting or tauromachy (Spanish toreo, corrida de toros or tauromaquia; Portuguese tourada, corrida de touros or tauromaquia) is a tradition that involves, most of the time, professional performers (generally called in Spanish toreros or matadores and in Portuguese toureiros) who execute various formal moves with the goal of appearing graceful and confident, while masterful over the bull itself; these maneuvers are performed at close range, concluding (in Spanish-style bullfighting) with the death of the bull by a well-placed sword thrust as the finale.

Indoor Ice Hockey

2006-11-30T08:24:00.000+01:00

The organizer of the hockey game took Indoor ice hockey too literally and the players forgot their Inline skates. But seems everythings works fine.

Ice hockey is played on ice with a three inch (76.2 mm) diameter rubber disc called a puck between two teams of skaters consisting of a goaltender, two defence players and three forwards. The game is played all over North America, Europe and in many other countries around the world to a greater or lesser extent. It is played with two teams, while 5 skaters and 1 goalie are allowed on the ice at a time. In NHL rules, the periods are 20 minutes long. There are three periods.

Kamikaze Slide

2006-11-29T10:28:00.000+01:00

Every time you go down the water slide, you better check out why is it called Kamikaze slide.

A water slide is a slide or tube with water flowing down it. The water reduces friction so people on it move quickly. Water slides typically run into a swimming pool at the end. Sometimes, to add to the overall excitement of a water slide, names are used which increase the fear factor, such as the "Kamikaze slide"

Sentry dog

2006-11-28T07:49:00.000+01:00

This kind of dog is best for guarding your home.

A guard dog, watch dog, or sentry dog is a dog employed to guard against, or watch for, unwanted or unexpected animals or people. Dobermans were specifically designed as guards.

Vegy animals part 1

2006-11-27T08:58:00.000+01:00

When you eat a banana, you never think that one could actually bite back.

Banana is the common name used for herbaceous plants in the genus Musa, which because of their size and structure, are often mistaken for trees. Globally, bananas rank fourth after rice, wheat and maize in human consumption; they are grown in 130 countries worldwide, more than any other fruit crop. In 2003, India led the world in banana production, representing approximately 23% of the worldwide crop, most of which was for domestic consumption. The four leading banana exporting countries were Ecuador, Costa Rica, Philippines, and Colombia. Competition amongst supermarkets has led to reduced margins in recent years which in turn has led to lower prices for growers and most commonly known are Chiquita, Del Monte, Dole and Fyffes. The fruit averages 125 g, of which approximately 75% is water and 25% dry matter content. Bananas are a valuable source of Vitamin A, Vitamin B6, Vitamin C, and potassium.

Nukem' Cola

2006-11-26T08:19:00.000+01:00

For all the Fallout fans, see the development of the first Nukem Cola.

Coca-Cola (often "Coke") is a carbonated cola and the world's most popular soft drink. The Coca-Cola Company's headquarters are located in Atlanta, Georgia, where the drink was first concocted around 1886. Coke's inventor John Stith Pemberton was not a shrewd marketer of his drink, and the ownership of Coke eventually passed to Asa Candler, whose company remains the producer of Coke today. Candler's successful marketing, continued by his successors such as Robert Woodruff, established Coke as a major soft drink first in the United States and later around the world.
Fallout is a computer role-playing game produced by Tim Cain and published by Interplay in 1997. Although set in the late 22nd century, its story and artwork are heavily influenced by the post-World War II nuclear paranoia of the 1950s. The game is sometimes considered to be an unofficial sequel to Wasteland, but it could not use that title as Electronic Arts held the rights to it, and, except for minor references, the games are set in separate universes. It was also intended to use Steve Jackson Games's GURPS system, but for unknown reasons, that deal fell through.

Fallout is a computer role-playing game produced by Tim Cain and published by Interplay in 1997. Although set in the late 22nd century, its story and artwork are heavily influenced by the post-World War II nuclear paranoia of the 1950s. The game is sometimes considered to be an unofficial sequel to Wasteland, but it could not use that title as Electronic Arts held the rights to it, and, except for minor references, the games are set in separate universes. It was also intended to use Steve Jackson Games's GURPS system, but for unknown reasons, that deal fell through.

Connect Michael Jackson

2006-11-25T10:04:00.000+01:00

How cool can it be to be Michael Jackson? You can mask yourself when ever you want, can blend in the sourroundings, change your image for the upcoming fashion trends.

Hmm. Maybe he stole some zombie parts after making Thriller video.

Michael Joseph Jackson (born August 29, 1958) is an American musician and entertainer whose successful music career and controversial personal life have been at the forefront of pop culture for the last quarter-century.
Jackson began his musical career at the age of seven as the lead singer of The Jackson 5 and released his first solo recording, Got to Be There in 1971 while remaining a member of the group. He began a full-fledged solo career in 1979 and formally parted with his siblings in 1984. In his solo career, Jackson recorded and co-produced the best-selling album of all time, Thriller with worldwide sales of more than 100 million; received thirteen Grammy awards; and charted thirteen number-one singles in the United States. His career lasted for 4 decades.

Huston, we have a problem

2006-11-24T08:22:00.000+01:00

Imagine you are an astronaout. Great dude, riding the blast missles, curently cruising around 7th moon of the Saturn, examining the life species that were collected hours ago. Need to dress up, and when you done you notice that one of the spiders from the species chamber is missing. You hate spiders. And you casually look inside your helmet!

"Huston, we have a problem" is a famous sentence from the Apollo 13 the movie.
Apollo 13 was the third American-manned lunar-landing mission, part of the Apollo program. Two days after launch, the Apollo spacecraft was crippled by an explosion, causing the Service Module portion of the Apollo Command/Service Module to lose its oxygen and electrical power. The crew used the Lunar Module as a “lifeboat” in space. The command module systems remained functional, but were deactivated to preserve its capability to reenter Earth’s atmosphere upon return to the earth. The crew endured difficult conditions due to severe constraints on power, cabin heat, and drinkable water, but successfully returned to Earth.
That was for real, not just in the movie.

Dentist Freak

2006-11-22T08:21:00.000+01:00

Kids are usually scared of dentists, but this one literally took the words "Open wide".

It is said that the 17th century french physician Pierre Fauchard started dentistry science as we know it today, hence he was named "the father of modern dentistry". Among many of his developments were, the extensive use of dental prosthesis, introduced dental fillings as treatment for dental cavities and stated sugar derivate acids like tartaric acid were responsible of dental decay.

Christmas/Easter Joy

2006-11-20T08:15:00.000+01:00

Even Santa and Easter Bunny sometimes need to sit in the war simulator and try to take over the world with destruction, not only by their goodness, presents, Santa sleighs and Easter eggs.

Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santy, or simply Santa is a mythical gift-giving figure in various cultures who distributes presents to children, traditionally on December 24, Christmas Eve.

The Easter Bunny is a giving rabbit which is said to leave gifts, usually Easter baskets for children at Easter (or at springtime). It originates in Western European cultures, where it is a hare rather than a rabbit. Eggs, like rabbits and hares, are fertility symbols of extreme antiquity; since birds lay eggs and rabbits and hares give birth (to large litters) in the early spring, these became symbols of the rising fertility of the earth at the Vernal Equinox.

Bush movies

2006-11-18T09:49:00.000+01:00

He told us he can save humanity from extinction, he will protect all of us by protecting the boy, he did it and told he will be back. Well now he transfered is battle to Iraq, and told us he will catch Sadam Hussein, he did it and then told to Iraqis. -"I'll be back!"

Terminators, in Robotech, refers to the clone elite footsoldiers of the Robotech Masters who used to serve as senate guards.
The word terminator is from Latin and means the finisher.

He's hot, he's good, he will again save the world from D(r).Evil, and everythinh he says to him is: "Oh, behave!"

Sir Austin "Danger" Powers KBE is a fictional character portrayed by Mike Myers in a series of parodies of 1960s spy films known as the Austin Powers series.<>

Trust the signs

2006-11-17T10:19:00.000+01:00

When you are lost in the traffic you can always count on the traffic signs to guide you through. But behind the traffic sign there is a person, which places the proper sign on the proper place.

Sometimes, we just have to evaluate the sanity of the person doing it.

The earliest road signs were milestones, giving distance or direction; for example, the Romans erected stone columns throughout their empire giving the distance to Rome. In the Middle Ages multidirectional signs at intersections became common, giving directions to cities and towns.

Traffic signs became more important with the development of automobiles. The basic patterns of most traffic signs were set at the 1908 International Road Congress in Rome. Since then there have been considerable change. Today they are almost all metal rather than wood and are coated with retroreflective sheetings of various types for nighttime and low-light visibility.

New generations of traffic signs based on big electronic displays can also change its symbols and also provide intelligent behavior by means of sensors or by remote control. In this sense, "road beacons" or RBS based in the use of RFID special transponders buried in the asphalt arise as an innovative evolution for on-board signalling.

Yet another "medium" for transferring information ordinarily associated with visible signs is RIAS (Remote Infrared Audible Signage), e.g. "Talking Signs®" for print-handicapped (including blind/low-vision/illiterate) people. These are infra-red transmitters serving the same purpose as the usual graphic signs when received by an appropriate device such as a hand-held receiver or one built into a cell phone.

Tooth kid

2006-11-16T10:30:00.000+01:00

People tend to look similar to things they spend time with. This kid loves Bugs Bunny and he knows that they have this certaint bond between them.
Eh, (carrot chewing sounds) ... what's up, doc?

Bugs Bunny is an Academy Award-winning fictional street-smart anthropomorphic gray rabbit who appears in the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of animated films produced by Warner Bros., and is one of the most recognizable characters, real or imaginary, in the world. According to his biography, he was "born" in 1940 in Brooklyn, New York and the product of many fathers: Ben "Bugs" Hardaway (who created a prototypical version of the character called Happy Rabbit in 1938's "Porky's Hare Hunt"), Bob Clampett, Tex Avery (who developed Bugs' definitive personality in 1940), Robert McKimson (created the definitive Bugs Bunny character design), Chuck Jones, and Friz Freleng. According to Mel Blanc, his original voice actor, his accent is an equal blend of someone from the Bronx and someone from Brooklyn.

Cat Loaf

2006-11-14T08:23:00.000+01:00

If you don't want your loaf of bread to brecome meat loaf, be aware of your cat before you put the bread in the owen. No cats were harmed during m(b)aking of this picture.

Bread is a staple food of European, Middle Eastern and Indian cultures which is prepared by baking, steaming, or frying dough. Bread consists minimally of flour and water; salt is present in most cases; and usually a leavening agent such as yeast is used. Breads may also contain some amounts of sugar, spices, fruit (such as raisins, pumpkin or bananas), vegetables (like onion or zucchini), nuts, or seeds (such as caraway, sesame or poppy seeds). There are a wide variety of breads, with preferences differing from region to region.
Bread is one of the oldest prepared foods, dating back to the Neolithic era. The first breads produced were probably cooked versions of a grain-paste, made from ground cereal grains and water, and may have been developed by accidental cooking or deliberate experimentation with water and grain flour. Descendants of these early breads are still commonly made from various grains worldwide, including the Mexican tortilla, Indian and Pakistani chapati, South Indian dosa, Scottish oatcake, North American johnnycake, Hebrew Pita bread (Pitot in Hebrew) and Ethiopian injera. The basic flat breads of this type also formed a staple in the diet of many early civilizations with the Sumerians eating a type of barley flat cake, and the 12th century BC Egyptians being able to purchase a flat bread called ta from stalls in the village streets.

Fast start

2006-11-14T08:09:00.000+01:00

Latest Adidas shoe model has the greatest grip, it won't leave you disappointed

Adidas AG is a German sports apparel manufacturer, part of the Adidas Group, which is the second largest sportswear manufacturer worldwide. The company was named after its founder, Adolf (Adi) Dassler, who started producing shoes in the 1920s in Herzogenaurach near Nuremberg with the help of his brother Rudolf Dassler who later formed rival shoe company PUMA AG. It registered as Adidas AG on 18 August 1949 (with lower-case lettering: "adidas"). The company's clothing and shoe designs typically include three parallel stripes of the same color, and the same motif is incorporated into Adidas's official logos. The company revenue for 2005 was listed at 6.6 billion euros, or about 8.4 billion U.S. dollars.

Nightmare

2006-11-11T07:57:00.000+01:00

Kids often have nightmareic dreams, and you always shush them back to bed telling that the creature doesn't exist. Until my kid took a photo of the Thing when he was bathing!

A dream is the experience of envisioned images, sounds, or other sensations during sleep. The events of dreams are often impossible or unlikely to occur in physical reality, and are usually outside the control of the dreamer, (except in the case of lucid dreaming, in which the suspension of disbelief is broken and the dreamer realizes that he or she is dreaming—being sometimes even capable of changing the oneiric reality around him or her and controlling various aspects of the dream). Dreamers may experience strong emotions while dreaming. Frightening or upsetting dreams are referred to as nightmares. Episodic evidence also exists for precognitive dreams. The scientific discipline of dream research is oneirology.

Impossible creatures

2006-11-10T08:40:00.000+01:00

Ever wanted to have a Hammerhead shark? But your parents only wants to buy you a hamster? But wouldn't it be nice if you could have this cute little Hammerhead hamster!

Hawk's are pretty messy themselfs, but a caterpillar hawk. That's your solution to pets.

Impossible Creatures is a real time strategy game developed by Relic Entertainment in conjunction with Microsoft Game Studios. Its unique feature is that the armies used are all created by the player. The armies consist of 9 creatures; each one is a combination of any two animals from a list of over 70, resulting in a total number of 127,392 possible combinations with all official mods downloaded. Many animals have inherent abilities to add more strategic depth to the game.

Pet care

2006-11-09T07:42:00.000+01:00

Animals as pets are responsibility, every time you wanna purchase animal in your local pet store you must be prepared to give them proper medical care, bathe them and feed them.

But then again, sometimes you don't wanna push it to hard.

A pet is an animal kept for companionship and enjoyment, as opposed to livestock, laboratory animals, working animals or sport animals, etc which are kept for economic reasons. The most popular pets are noted for their loyal or playful characteristics, for their attractive appearance, for their song. Pets generally seem to provide their owners with non-trivial health benefits; keeping pets has been shown to help remove stress. There is now a medically approved class of 'therapy animals', mostly dogs, who are brought to visit confined humans (some illnesses, age related disabilities, etc). Walking a dog can also provide its owner (as well as the dog) with exercise, fresh air, and social interaction.

Starwars Bush

2006-11-06T09:23:00.000+01:00

Not "In a galaxy far far away..." But here.

Star Wars is a science fantasy saga and fictional galaxy created by writer / producer / director George Lucas during the 1970s. The saga began with the film Star Wars (later retitled Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope), which was released on May 25, 1977, by 20th Century Fox. The film became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon - spawning five more feature films, three spin-off films, five television series and an extensive collection of licensed books, comics, video games, action figures, trading cards, card games, and other products - all of which are set within a fictional "galaxy far, far away."

The Catfather

2006-11-06T09:05:00.000+01:00

- Sotto Capo, bring me the head of mice mafia boss.
- It will be done Don Cato Corleone.

- There you are, this is the last chunk of cheese you'll be stealing from Corleone!

In 1972, a film adaptation of the novel was released, starring Marlon Brando as Don Vito Corleone, Al Pacino as Michael Corleone, and directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Mario Puzo assisted with writing the screenplay and with other production tasks. The film grossed approximately $134 million and won various awards, including three Academy Awards, five Golden Globes and a Grammy and is considered to be one of the greatest films of all time. The sequel, The Godfather, Part II won 6 Oscars, and became the first sequel to win the Oscar for Best Picture.

Traditional terminology

1. Capo di Tutti Capi (the "Boss of All Bosses", namely Matteo Messina Denaro for the Sicilian Mafia and Renato Gagliano for the Sacra Corona Unita; not applicable to the American Mafia)
2. Capo di Capi Re (a title of respect given to a senior or retired member, equivalent to being a member emeritus, literally, "King Boss of Bosses")
3. Capo Crimine ("Crime Boss", known as a Don - the head of a crime family)
4. Capo Bastone ("Beat Head", known as the "Underboss" is second in command to the Capo Crimini)
5. Consigliere (an advisor)
6. Caporegime ("Regime head", a captain who commands a "crew" of around ten Sgarriste or "soldiers")
7. Sgarrista or Soldati ("Soldier", made members of the Mafia who serve primarily as foot soldiers)
8. Picciotto ("Little man", a low ranking member who serves as an "enforcer")
9. Giovane D'Onore (an associate member, usually someone not of Italian or Sicilian ancestry)

Sicilian Mafia structure

1. Capofamiglia - (Don)
2. Consigliere - (Counselor/Advisor)
3. Sotto Capo - (Underboss)
4. Capodecina - (Group Boss/Capo)
5. Uomini D'onore - ("Men of Honor")

Gollums career

2006-11-03T11:03:00.000+01:00

When he was drafted in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum, who auditioned to some movies before, wanted to merge those movies with the Lord of the Rings. So when he auditioned a part in a comedy film written and directed by Joel and Ethan Coen called O Brother, Where Art Thou, the movie had this banner.

But his lack of singing cost him that part, which George Clooney took.

Later he tried doubling for some superheroes, and this was his thought of success.

Gollum is a fictional character from J. R. R. Tolkien's universe of Middle-earth. Originally known as Sméagol, he was later named Gollum after the disgusting gurgling noise he made in his throat. He is estimated to have been born in the year 2430 of the Third Age, and died on March 25, 3019. His life was extended far beyond its natural limits by the effects of possessing the One Ring. At the time of his death, Gollum was about 589 years old, a remarkable age for a creature who was once of Hobbit-kind, but he had been corrupted by the power of the Ring. His one desire was to possess the Ring which had enslaved him, and he pursued it for 76 years after he lost it.

Jack Sparrow

2006-11-03T10:42:00.000+01:00

Let's see Sparrow running away from this peril. Surely the great pirate of the Caribbean knew about new reinforcements by the natives. If you want to know what happened, be sure not to miss Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End.

Here is Sparrow in some of his earlier works.

According to the official Disney website and the game based on the film series, Jack Sparrow, the son of Captain Grant Sparrow, was born in Colonial India and was once employed by the East India Trading Company. He helmed the Wicked Wench, an EITC merchant vessel, performing odd jobs for Cutler Beckett. When Sparrow refuses to transport slaves and instead frees them in Africa, Beckett sanctions the torching (and sinking) of the Wicked Wench, and literally brands Jack Sparrow a pirate. Jack comes to embrace his outlaw status, becoming a successful pirate with no desire to return to life under the command of others. Later, Jack petitions Davy Jones to raise his ship from the ocean floor. He rechristens her the Black Pearl.

Space babies

2006-11-02T08:04:00.000+01:00

Talks between The Fédération Aéronautique Internationale (FAI) and The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has began, to send the first baby in space. All the preparation is completed, here is the shot from the press conference held before the flight.
One of the questions there was: - Are you the first baby in space?
The baby simply replyed: - Yes. Yes I am (that was translated from: Gu. Gu guga.)

But is this the first baby in space?

The truth is out there.

An astronaut, cosmonaut is a person who travels into space, or who makes a career of doing so. The criteria for determining who has achieved human spaceflight vary (see edge of space). In the United States, people who travel above an altitude of 80 kilometres (50 miles) are designated as astronauts. The FAI defines spaceflight as over 100 kilometres (62 miles). As of September 9, 2006, a total of 454 humans have reached space according to the U.S. definition, 448 people qualify under the FAI definition, while 444 people have reached Earth orbit or beyond. 24 astronauts have completely left the Earth's Orbit. These individuals have spent over 29,000 crew-days (or a cumulative total of over 77 years) in space including over 100 crew-days of spacewalks. Astronauts from at least 35 countries have gone into space. The U.S. awards astronaut wings to those who fly into space on their rockets.

Robin Goose

2006-10-31T08:22:00.000+01:00

Kids this days are very expensive. They want toys, balls, computers, new fashion clothes, CDs from their favorite bands, jewlery, cars, bigger allowances, wanna go to partys, travell, take riding lessons, you name it. And it is very hard for parents to get that kind of money.
Still, some use Robin Hoods tactics

Robin Hood is the archetypal English folk hero; a courteous, pious and swashbuckling outlaw of the medieval era who, in modern versions of the legend, is famous for robbing the rich to feed the poor and fighting against injustice and tyranny. He operates with his "seven score" (140 strong) group of fellow outlawed women – named the Merry Men, in the obsolete sense of "companion or follower of an… outlaw". He and his band are usually associated with Sherwood Forest, Nottinghamshire.

Having Trouble with Nature?

2006-10-30T12:53:00.000+01:00

Having trouble with your local volcano? Here's an ingenious sollution to your problem, hopefully you have a cork factory in your town.

A volcano is a rupture in the earth's surface or crust, allowing hot, usually molten rock, ash, and gases originating deep below the surface to periodically escape. Volcanic activity involving the extrusion of rock tends to form mountains or mountain-like features over time. And volcanos are defenitley not to be played with!

Droughts can also be helped very easily, you just need some thread and a lot of patience.

Conceptually, there are four main types of drought:

Meteorological drought is brought about when there is a prolonged period with less than average precipitation. Meteorological drought usually precedes the other kinds of drought.
Agricultural drought is brought about when there is insufficient moisture for crop or range production. This condition can arise, even in times of average precipitation, owing to soil conditions or agricultural techniques.
Physiological drought is a condition afflicting plants that have been exposed to too much salt, preventing them from absorbing water from soil. It is not related to climatological drought.
Hydrological drought is brought about when the water reserves available in sources such as aquifers, lakes, and reservoirs falls below the statistical average. This condition can arise, even in times of average (or above average) precipitation, when increased usage of water diminishes the reserves.

Plane instructor

2006-10-27T08:59:00.000+02:00

This one is used by the flight instructors for monitoring and teaching rookie pilots. It has all double controls, and you can choose sides of the steering wheel if you come from United Kingdom, or just to tryout for fun.

plus, it's just great PicEdit

Did you know. The Airline Transport Pilot Licence (ATPL or ATP) is the highest level of aircraft pilot certification. Those certified as Airline Transport Pilots are authorized to act as pilot-in-command of an aircraft in air carrier service.

Any pilot operating an aircraft for pay must start by obtaining a Commercial Pilots Licence (CPL). The actual ATP licence can normally only be obtained after logging at least 1500 flight hours on a multi-pilot aircraft.

Squirrel bodyguards

2006-10-26T17:17:00.000+02:00

When you need protection and you don't know who to call, try new squirrel bodyguards team. For the best protection we recommend Super Squirrel. Cute and fluffy from the outside but keen and wary inside.
Costume sold separately.

There are still situations when you don't have any payphones in the near, for Super Squirrel to use, or there is a high concentration of Kryptonite in the area. For that we recommend Macho Squirrel, a highly reliable bodyguard that can jump in if needed.

Mona Lisas trip to United states

2006-10-24T14:31:00.000+02:00

French gave the Americans Statue of Liberty, but some other females want to visit the United States. But of course, they must blend in the crowd.

Mona Lisa, or La Gioconda (La Joconde), is a 16th-century oil painting on poplar wood by Leonardo da Vinci, and is arguably the most famous painting in the world. Few works of art have been subject to as much scrutiny, study, mythologizing and parody. It is owned by the French government and hangs in the Musée du Louvre in Paris.

Swimcats

2006-10-23T13:54:00.000+02:00

Who said cats are afraid of water? They just don't want to get their ears and bellies wet.

See, this one just won olympic gold medal in freestyle, and thus getting a real massage in the olympic spa center.

That's cats life.

Did you know that not all felines dislike water. Actually, cats residing in warm/hot locales have a tendency to love it (this includes lions, tigers and jaguars.) Some veterinarians believe that water destroys how fur insulates an animal against cold. Although most domestic cats do not like water so much, none completely avoid it.
Turkish Van cats love water. They not only dabble in water and play with it, but have been known to enter ponds and even horse-troughs for a swim – they soon became famous as the 'swimming cats.'

I've got the tattoo too

2006-10-22T09:40:00.000+02:00

Many animals in nature have their defencive system against their natural enemies called camouflage. Still there is a possibility that some other predator tries to eat them just to see how do they taste. Knowing that animals rushed into the tattoo shops to get their new defences ready.

While some try a toxic warnings, others are not so suptile.

A tattoo is a mark made by inserting pigment into the skin: in technical terms, tattooing is micro-pigment implantation. Tattoos may be made on human or animal skin. Tattoos on humans are a type of body modification, while tattoos on animals are most often used for identification.

Tattooing has been a nearly ubiquitous human practice. The Ainu, the indigenous people of Japan, wore facial tattoos. Tattooing was widespread among Polynesian peoples, and in the Philippines, Borneo, Africa, North America, South America, Mesoamerica, Europe, Japan, Cambodia and China. Despite some taboos surrounding tattooing, the art continues to be popular all over the world.

Do the dolphin

2006-10-21T10:25:00.000+02:00

Cow that produces a lot of fresh and tasty milk must be watching a diet, eating a greenest green grass and excercise.
Many of or cows here at PicEdit do lot of swimming, and thus abandonded the cow technique, and started to learn dolphin style.

To keep track of their adventures and for us to know the experience of the single cow our tatoo shops helped keeping a map of visited continents. This one is our proudest cow swimmer.

The dolphin style is a swimming stroke swum on the breast, with both arms moving simultaneously. While other styles like the breaststroke, front crawl, or backstroke can be swum easily even by beginners, the dolphin requires very good technique to be feasible.

Shelling

2006-10-20T11:33:00.000+02:00

Did you ever consider the difficults of turtles carrying their shell. Some use it for protection

and some to show how they love lady bug night dress.

And todays knowledge of the day:

Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines (all living turtles belong to the crown group Chelonia), most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilagenous shell developed from their ribs. The order of Testudines includes both extant (living) and extinct species, the earliest turtles being known from the early Triassic Period, making turtles one of the oldest reptile groups, and a much more ancient group than the lizards and snakes. About 300 species are alive today. Some species of turtles are highly endangered.

Don't do drugs

2006-10-19T12:42:00.000+02:00

You don't want your dog to be hooked on heroin, it could be hazardous to your health. Still, what are the specific pointers to find out if your dog is using? Redish eyes, can't find your inzulin injections, pale color of your dog, aggresion, even weird fotosessions on your digital cam.

How to stop your dog from getting to your stash? DON'T DO DRUGS!
You don't wanna end up like this hippie, still returning from Woodstock '60th.

The Woodstock Music and Art Festival was a rock festival held at Max Yasgur's 600 acre (2.4 km²) dairy farm in Bethel, New York from August 15–August 18, 1969. It is perhaps the most famous rock concert and festival ever held.
The festival bears the name "Woodstock", because it was originally scheduled to take place in the town of Woodstock, in Ulster County; however, the town offered no appropriate site to host such a large event due to their belief that over a million people would attend.
Although the show had been planned for a maximum of 200,000 attendees, over 500,000 eventually attended, most of whom did not pay admission.

Thrill of your life

2006-10-18T11:21:00.000+02:00

People are tired of old school rollercoaster drive, the stomach gets used to them real fast, even the vomiting looks the same. Some of them just quit, some of them try new styles.

But now there is new jet coaster. Meet your fear face to face, discover another retching dimension. Guaranteed no sick pills will help you keep your lunch inside while sustaining 4G pressure of this flying monsters.

And here's some history so you learn something while you're here:

The roller coaster is a popular amusement ride developed for amusement parks and modern theme parks. LaMarcus Adna Thompson patented the first roller coaster on January 20, 1885. In essence a specialised railroad system, a coaster consists of a track that rises and falls in specially designed patterns, sometimes with one or more inversions (the most common being loops) that turn the rider briefly upside down. The track does not necessarily have to be a complete circuit (the antonym of complete circuit is "shuttle"), though some purists insist that it must to be a true coaster. (Not all thrill rides that run on a track are roller coasters). Most coasters have cars for two, four, or six passengers each, in which the passengers sit to travel around the circuit. An entire set of cars hooked together is called a train. Some roller coasters, notably Wild Mouse roller coasters, run with single cars.

Big catch

2006-10-18T11:15:00.000+02:00

- Look how big pike I caught!
Did you know that pikes, also called bacon is a fish that is a predator and can be caught using only live bait. Unfortunately, so do sharks.

Every year, an estimate states that 26 to 73 millon (median value is at 38 million) sharks are killed by people in commercial and recreational fishing. In the past, sharks were killed simply for the sport of landing a good fighting fish (such as the shortfin mako sharks). Shark skin is covered with dermal denticles, which are similar to tiny teeth, and was used for purposes similar to sandpaper. Other sharks are hunted for food (Atlantic thresher, shortfin mako and others), and some species for other products.

Sharks are a common seafood in many places around the world, including Japan and Australia. In the Australian State of Victoria shark is the most commonly used fish in fish and chips, in which fillets are battered and deep-fried or crumbed and grilled and served alongside chips. When served in fish and chip shops, it is called flake.

Liberty Upskirt

2006-10-18T01:20:00.000+02:00

For all those noughty boys that like to sneak a little peak under the skirt

Learn something while you're here:

Liberty Enlightening the World (La Liberté Éclairant Le Monde), known more commonly as the Statue of Liberty, is a statue given to the United States by France in 1885, standing at Liberty Island in the mouth of the Hudson River in New York Harbor as a welcome to all visitors, immigrants, and returning Americans. The copper statue, dedicated on October 28, 1886, commemorates the centennial of the United States and is a gesture of friendship between the two nations. The sculptor was Frederic Auguste Bartholdi. Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, the designer of the Eiffel Tower, engineered the internal structure. Eugène Viollet-le-Duc was responsible for the choice of copper in the statue's construction and adoption of the Repoussé technique. The Statue of Liberty is one of the most recognizable icons of the U.S. worldwide,[1] and, in a more general sense, represents liberty and escape from oppression. The Statue of Liberty was, from 1886 until the Jet age, often the first glimpse of the United States for millions of immigrants after ocean voyages from Europe. In terms of visual impact, the Statue of Liberty appears to draw inspiration from il Sancarlone or the Colossus of Rhodes.

Table Sports

2006-10-16T22:46:00.000+02:00

People always had issues with space, that's why they invented small, indoor sports, wich they can play at home. After seeing these, the fraze "Table Tennis" gets a whole new meaning. First to show you the new version of Table soccer:

And Here you can seee the all new table-swimming:

BumbleBee Jousting

2006-10-15T14:49:00.000+02:00

A new sport, based on the ancient medieval jousting, has just been discovered. In this version there's no fighting on the floor after one falls of his bee.

HISTORY:
Jousting is a martial competition between two mounted knights. Jousting was at the peak of its popularity in the 14th to 16th centuries. The knights were often each equipped with three weapons; a lance, a one-handed sword, and a rondel. When one knight knocked the other off his mount, he was declared the winner of the round. If both knights were knocked off their mounts at the same time, it was considered a tie; they would then engage in sword combat, and the last standing was victorious. but if niether fell off their mounts the knight whos joust that was broken the most was the winner.(most people would think if something is broken then they would lose. But not in jousting(brez)). The knights usually jousted in a best out of three situation.

Nuts Babys

2006-10-12T13:25:00.000+02:00

Today's babys must be going nuts with all the available baby products and baby commercials.

Another matter alltogether is:

Swim through the countryside

2006-10-11T21:08:00.000+02:00

Driving arround the country in your car is so old-fashioned. The newest sport is cross country cruise swimming. The world champion cross country cruise swimmer can be seen in the picture below.

Maxi Golf

2006-10-10T00:22:00.000+02:00

People got tired of mini-golf, those litle flimsy golf clubs, and weak shots... it gets boring real fast. Real full-sized golf has a realy big problem... space... you can't play golf in your back yard (unless you're realy rich or live next to a golf club). so they invented maxi-golf where you hit the ball with all your might, with real golf clubs but it still only travels just a few feet. how they managed that:

The oldest Cat & Mouse game in the galaxy

2006-10-08T13:39:00.000+02:00

The oldest Cat and Mouse game has been going on for milions of years. And they're still going at it. How don't they get bored, i mean, after a milion years, they could atleast take a break.

Penguin Hockey

2006-10-07T17:15:00.000+02:00

Meet the penguine's number one fan.
He caused a lot of comotion in the match against the Mighty Ducks.

Downhill Nascar

2006-10-06T23:56:00.000+02:00

I tried this once, but i kinda liked my oval nascar track and my snowboard, the mix just didn't feel right somehow. but we shure had fun.

Where to get your nails done?

2006-10-05T00:02:00.000+02:00

Here's a tip for the ladyes.
I know the best place to get your nails done. There's this great place place just south of the mall, they have this little chinese guy...

Skywalker morph

2006-09-30T13:06:00.000+02:00

Two famous brother and sister, the Skywalkers. What would we get if we would play with their bodies a little.

Star Wars will never be the same again, after Epizode 6, here comes Epizode 7: The Skywalker morph, starring Princess Leia Skywalker and Luke Skywalker as Leke Luia Skywalker

Nobody playing soccer

2006-09-30T13:04:00.000+02:00

Good day John, what a perfect soccer weather, the players have just started the Uefa Championship final. It's Bayern Munchen versus Dinamo Zagreb. Great soccer teams in this great final. Here's the kick off, Dinamo's Mikić has the ball, and...

What was that, ladies and gentelmen, Mikić has wanished!!!

Babysitter

2006-09-30T13:02:00.000+02:00

This man must'a won an award in baby lifting category. Or he is just an ordinary security guard in a mall that haves an extremly weird way of blending in the mall sourroundings. But if he sits, he'll be the best babysitter in the world.

Painfully Cute

2006-09-29T01:22:00.000+02:00

The two cutest kitties ever. The smallest kittie in the world is scared of mice for very good reasons. but wouldn't you just love to have one living on your desk?

This Real-life Anime kitten came straight from an animation desk in japan. Someone making anime cartoons got a little caried away.

Bodyless horse

2006-09-27T22:07:00.000+02:00

Did your kid ever ask you to buy him a pony? Try geting him this one. Doesn't need a whole horse trailer, he can fit anywhere where you can park a monocycle, eats one lump of sugar instead of three, does horse races, those without jockeys, fast metabolism, those of a pigeon. Commonly mistaken for nostriges but aren't in the ugly section of the zoo. What else to say, kids love them.

One more thing, sexual intercourse - freaking funny.

Trespassers will be short

2006-09-27T22:00:00.000+02:00

Wanna have your own fishing lake, but don't wanna campers and families there catching fish? Barbed wire and the do not trespass sign is not an answer. We have protection for you. Genuine salt lake shark attack security system. Works every time.

Aquarium police department

2006-09-27T21:58:00.000+02:00

Getting too crowded in your aquarium? Fish are gonna take over your life?
Try new model of cat-fish, guarantee underwater breathing, with new patch that repaired shark attack phobia now this new pet can help you. New improvement, how many fish per day regulator, so that you don't wipe out the whole fish population.

And that is not all, it you call now we will add one more set of facial appearances for free.

Tiger shark

2006-09-27T21:57:00.000+02:00

This is why cats are afraid of water

The deep end

2006-09-27T21:55:00.000+02:00

You just wanna go shoping in peace and quiet, and that meddling kids wants ice-cream, ride a mechanical pony, feed the swans, chase the pigeons, screams for no reason, sings dirty songs learned in kinder garden.
We have a solution, just place him in one of our many children day care ball pool centers. Just 1% posibillity of an shark attack.

And we told him not to to the deep end.

Don't look behind

2006-09-27T21:52:00.000+02:00

- Hey there scubadiver! Wanna be in my cool shark attack foto album?
- Sure, why not.
- Ok, little to the left.. more, more, ok too much, now right. Stop! Now go back, back, more back. Ok, now just a little up.. ...there.
- Is that ok?

- Perfect

When kids wanna be grownups, and grownups behave like kids

2006-09-27T21:50:00.000+02:00

Sometimes the kid looks up his parent and thinks: Gosh, who is kid around here ?
This is how it looks.

Just remember Malcom in the middle. It happens to Malcom every time.

Baby Mr. Bean

2006-09-27T08:44:00.000+02:00

Every body knows popular british comedian Rowan Atkinson, and he was very sucessfull even while he wore a dipers.

Pingu

2006-09-26T23:55:00.000+02:00

We all know this cool flash game, it't easy to get adicted to it and stay glued to the screen for hours. Well.... Seams like someone else had a go at it

sunbathers

2006-09-26T12:20:00.001+02:00

World's Biggest Cat

2006-09-26T11:47:00.000+02:00

A huge kitten! The biggest ever. This is probably the oldest and most fames edited picture of all time.